Monday, September 01, 2008

Alex Rodriguez is the least clutch player in baseball


Believe it or not, that's not hyperbole, according to Jeff Passan. A-Rod ranks dead last Major League Baseball in the Clutch sabermetric, and has historically been crap with that stat too (13 years is a large enough sample size by anyone's account). Finally, something stat nerds and old cranks can agree on. What's next, Murray Chass and Ken Tremendous singing "Kumbaya" with arms linked?

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Annals of meta-humor

Self-referential humor writing, making fun of McSweeney's and the plights of freelancing, and somehow working in a Yankees angle? It's like someone at The Onion has a John Malkovitch-style portal to my brain.

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Monday, June 09, 2008

WTF Royals

A kid from Brooklyn should know not to fuck with the Yankees savior du jour, but alas, David DeJesus gave a comment to a NY Post writers that's the equivalent of giving an 8 year old a giant pixie stick:

"Nothing like we haven't faced before," leadoff man David DeJesus said after Chamberlain threw 41/3 innings and allowed three runs (two earned) in the Yankees' 6-3 win.

DeJesus called Chamberlain "all right," saying, "Just a guy throwing hard." DeJesus, who went 1-for-2 with a double and a walk off Chamberlain, said that when he faced the flamethrowing righty, he was missing his location with his off-speed pitches.

Kansas City right fielder Mark Teahen praised Chamberlain's pitches but said that he was "more or less the same as he was as a reliever," adding, "Nothing special."

Since nobody has said it yet, I am legally obligated to say the following: time for someone to fuck with DeJesus.

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

Was Mark Prior's downfall the fault of Dusty Baker, or incompetent doctors?


As someone who has nervously watched Phil Hughes' young career slowly begin to mirror that of Mark Prior, a pitcher with similar mechanics who was also promoted too early, I was somewhat relieved to find this article on Cubs f/x blog on the startling revelations of Prior's shoulder surgery once he was in the hands of Padres doctors:
If that weren't enough to put an end to his bid to pitch this season, doctors also found a second injury -- one that isn't normally associated with baseball.

Prior's anterior capsule was torn away from the humerus, the bone in the upper arm. Team physicians Heinz Hoenecke and Jan Fronek performed the surgery and said the second injury is normally associated with traumatic events like a fall.
The Cubs f/x blog noted that Prior fell on his right shoulder after a collision with Marcus Giles on July 11, 2003. While Prior's downfall is generally blamed on being overused by Dusty Baker, a manager who wouldn't read Moneyball if it had magical insulation powers during winter, it seems that this may have been the problem of clueless doctors more than any baseball decision. The numbers may actually back up that theory. Here are Mark Prior's innings totals from 2000-2003, the years he was healthy and dominant:

2000: 129.0
2001: 138.0
2002: 167.2
2003: 211.1

While the jump of 43.2 IP from 02-03 is slightly over the usual 40 IP increase that has a history of resulting in arm injuries, it's not really all that drastic, especially considering how good Prior's mechanics were, and that his major injury problem in 2004 was an unrelated Achilles injury. It would, however, explain his poor performance even when he was conceivably healthy.

This makes me feel slightly better about the chances of Phil Franchise.

(H/t: Baseball Musings)

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Bobby Abreu and Melky Cabrera confuse the warning track with a trampoline


The right side of the Yankees outfield has been truly embarassing today, turning what should be two doubles into two triples and two runs (one of those triples was turning into the equivavlent an inside the park home run. I love Abreu's bat, but can I just say I won't miss how he plays the wall next year one bit? Let's just be thankful they're not playing the Cubs in Wrigley for interleague this year. Heaven forbid they cut themselves on a thorn on the ivy. I know Wrigley's ivy doesn't have thorns, but I'm sure Bobby Abreu would find it.

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