Gerard Butler gossip creates a Thanksgiving day miracle for Tynan's Anger

Image by claire_h via FlickrSo it seems that despite my lack of posting last week, this blog was bombarded with my most consistent source of a traffic boom: Gerard Butler fangirl hunting. It seems old Gerry had a spat with a papparazzo yet again, which sent my Google traffic a-blazing. It even increased my Adsense revenue to 3 whole dollars. That source of revenue is as gay as a...3 dollar bill. Kaching!

Funny, I had just seen Rocknrolla last month, which revived Gerard Butler in my vision yet again. While I'm on the subject of all things gay and mancrush-like, I saw Milk over the holiday weekend. It was pretty excellent, and will surely get Oscar consideration. But I was depressed that after I saw it, all I wanted was a Twinkie. In sum, I'm going to gay hell (but not the Christian one).

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Gerard Butler Not Into the Whole Celebrity Gossip Thing

Back when I was at the point with the Maroon where I was being flown to LA, I had the privilege of interviewing Gerard Butler—and saw the Maroon Voices blog's traffic reach unprecedented levels with the subsequent podcast. After that, I was never one to question the force of Gerard Butler fan girls. Now, it seems that the man who defined manhood in 300 after making girls swoon in Phantom of the Opera is encountering the plights of fame--being tailed by TMZ and screaming girls wanting to get into his pants. Sure enough, he's not too thrilled with it.

Based on my grand total of 15 minutes interacting with the man, I'm not all that surprised he'd see himself as above this. Before the Gerard Butler fan girls out there renounce their online fan club membership, keep in mind that as far as celebrity paparazzi rebuttals go, this is pretty benign. Also keep in mind that when a male is at a point where he can land pretty much any woman in the English-speaking world, you're going to have to do a lot better than scream how hot he is on the L.A strip.