Friday, June 20, 2008

I won't be the quarterback of the power play for the New York Rangers either


The moment it officially hit me that I would never be a professional athlete was when I learned that Phil Hughes was born one day after me, on June 24, 1986. The New York Rangers first round draft pick Michael Del Zotto was also born on June 24...in 1990. It's even worse when athletes start becoming my brother and sister's age. Oy.

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Theater Review (NYC): The Pleasures of Peace by the Medicine Show Theater Ensemble

(This review was originally published at Blogcritics.org)

When I sat down at to watch The Pleasures of Peace at the Medicine Show Theatre, I saw immediately a perfect litmus test for the success of the show. Sitting to my right was a group of classic contemporary NYU hipsters, drinking Heineken and discussing celebrity gossip. The success of the show depended on how well it got under the skin of exactly these kind of people.

A revue like The Pleasures of Peace, which takes its title from a poem by Kenneth Koch, is exactly the type of show we should be seeing more of in the English-speaking world, and especially in the U.S. If I had one major objection, it would be that I wanted the show to be larger, and with a larger audience. The Medicine Show Ensemble has carved a niche for itself with shows like this, and while the current show is slightly too long and somewhat uneven (the plight of any revue, good or bad), it was obvious that this diverse, creative ensemble had the intellect to match their inventiveness.

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Some skits focused on the dichotomy of political and banal conversation. One routine featured the best theatrical expression I've ever seen of the conflict between classical sincerity and postmodernist apathy: a humming battle between Beethoven's 9th and a lullaby, with the song meant to put you to sleep eventually winning—and sounding very dangerous.

There's a lot of joke telling, mostly of the type of jokes people have all heard but would never tell in such a public forum. There's an Oscar Wilde scene on the morality of the wealthy, which is promptly destroyed by intentionally shit analysis meant to mock the audience. But throughout the show, there's an overwhelming commitment to creativity and attacking complacency. Like all smart theater, the ensemble puts the art before the politics. There's certainly a fair share of leftist rhetoric, but it's mostly either secondhand or treated with a sense of humor.

Of course, if I was totally happy with a challenging show, that would mean I wasn't really challenged that much after all. The Medicine Show Ensemble had that covered by delving into that most verboten of theatrical practices: boring your audience. Nearly an hour after mentioning how boring opera was, the show launched into a sarcastically boring opera based on a Louisa May Alcott story about a subject that's usually anything but boring to young people: hashish. I don't know if it was worth it to bore an audience to make a point—I'm leaning towards no—but I at least appreciate the ensemble's willingness to try. I just hope that they were aware of the boring factor.

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There are inevitable limits to the revue format, especially to a contemporary eye. The biggest misstep, which was more a product of the format than the content, was the inclusion of John Gruen's one-act play Guards in Love. While the play, about a love affair between a British royal guard and a Swiss Vatican guard, was not that bad at all, it probably had more of a place downstairs as part of the Ensemble Studio Theatre's one-act marathon, especially considering it didn't add all that much to the theme of the evening. Still, considering the amount of material packed into the night, keeping it to around two hours was an impressive feat.

Perhaps a show this experimental or eclectic can't be expected to pack houses, even in an Off-Off-Broadway production. I'm sure the ensemble members wouldn't have it any other way (except maybe with a bigger paycheck). Yet theater like this is too smart to be left to the fringes, and I wish it could run longer so that critics and crowds would be more likely to take a gander. As for those NYU kids, despite the show being quite funny, if on its own plane, they almost never laughed, and spent the second half of the night whispering to each other in confusion and looking to the door. Brecht would have been proud.


Through June 28. Located at the Medicine Show Theatre Ensemble, 249 W. 52nd St (3rd Floor). Tickets can be purchased at the box office or online at Smarttix. Photo credits: John Quilty

Directed by Barbara Vann. Pleasures Of Peace features Molly C. Blau, Paul Cloeter, Mark J. Dempsey, Felix Gardon, Jason Alan Griffin, Beth Griffith, Ashley Anne Harrell, Nina Karacosta, Ward Nixon, Andrei Robakov, Peter Tedeschi, Alex Martinez Wallace and Ann Marie Yoo.

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Theater Review: Marathon 30 Series B at the Ensemble Studio Theater


Barely in New York for 24 hours, I see my first New York show while living in New York full time, and already I see the benefits of New York's theater culture. At a semi-obscured theater adjacent to a graffiti-laden car shop and the Police Athletic League, I get a world premiere by Neil LaBute and four other exciting new dramas with premiere actors and directors (and the ~100 seat theater was packed on a Monday night). Anywhere else in the country (even Chicago), this level of talent would have been the talk of the town. Here's it's just another night of theater.

I'll start off with the highlight of the night, which also happened to be the main reason people showed up—Neil LaBute's fantastic, career-reviving one-act The Great War. About a month ago, after having given up on David Mamet after November and his childish screed against "brain-dead liberals" in The Village Voice, I had my faith in Mamet revived by Redbelt, in my mind his best movie of the decade. A month later, the same cycle repeated itself with LaBute. Going from This is How It Goes, Fat Pig, and an equally childish screed against American theater in The Guardian, we get his best play since The Shape of Things. Whereas the former two plays played to LaBute's weaknesses, The Great War plays to his strengths. Yes, the trademark LaBute misogyny is still there, but it's secondary to his keen focus on power dynamics in a failed relationship. The focus is not on the vicious, man-eating woman (though Laila Robins is gleefully malicious as the unnamed woman), but on the impossibility of a relationship between two people who, though inextricably tied, can no longer stand the sight of each other. You'd think such a play would result in nothing but a screaming match, but the key to the success of the play is the strange chemistry between the soon-to-be-divorced couple. Their mutual hatred unites them, makes them see eye-to-eye, and, by some bizarre but consistent logic, forces them to come to the best solution. Robins and the emasculated Grant Shaud put on the best performances of the night.

The Great War ends a first act of some very good, if slightly flawed plays. The first play, Lloyd Suh's Happy Birthday William Abernathy, focuses on a 100 year old man struggling to find his identity and legacy in the face of the ethnic ambiguities of his intermarried offspring and the deep guilt related to events that occurred 70 years ago, maybe (he is 100 after all). William imposes this end-of-life crisis on his somewhat baffled Asian great-grandson. If the play raises some fascinating thematic issues, its execution leaves a little to be desired. The dialog focuses a bit too much on William's racist ramblings, and while Ensemble Theater mainstay Joe Ponazecki aces his role, Peter Kim as great-grandson Albert seems a bit lost. The reverse problem afflicts October/November by Anne Washburn, a play that focuses quite hollowly on the relationship between a 16 year old bad girl Nikkie and the confused, extremely adolescent 13-year-old-David. Yet, while there's not much deeper meaning to the play, the quality of the dialogue, and Gio Perez's irresistibly charming David, carry the play to success.

The Marathon moves to the absurd in the second act, with David Zellnik's Eastern-flavored Ideogram and Taylor Mac's surreal Okay, a kind of Brechtian Dawson's Creek. Ideogram focuses on a man who, when writing fake Chinese, accidentally becomes the greatest Chinese playwright of a generation, and merits the censorship of the Chinese government. The play deals with some intriguing themes, such as the nature of authorship, and how a fable can translate in the modern world, but the satire never moves beyond its initial premise, and only fades as it progresses (though that problem is somewhat relieved by the one-act format). Okay is without a doubt the most polarizing of the plays, as audience members were laughing hysterically in equal force as they wanted to leave early, perhaps why it was saved for last. Set in the girls bathroom of a senior prom circa 2003, there's references to teen pregnancy, body issues, drug use, boy drama, 9/11, homosexuality, all masked by more than a little potty humor (and a prom queen spending the majority of the time giving birth into a toilet, recalling Melissa Drexler). I found myself being personally offended and abhorred at some moments, and deeply moved by others.

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I am officially a University of Chicago Graduate


In the words of Bluto Blutarski, "Ho-ly Shit! Ho-ly shit!"

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Friday, June 13, 2008

I Could See This Headline Coming a Mile Away

TMZ uses possibly the most obvious celebrity gossip headline pun ever.

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Two Reasons Why I Hate Ironic Culture

Exhibit A: Starz's marketing of their premiere of I Know Who Killed Me:
Until HBO started programming quality shows, there was little reason to pay extra for premium channels because they largely consisted of shitty movies just like this one. Starz, Cinemax, and The Movie Channel's main purpose is to help Hollywood studios recoup some of the losses they make on flops by selling the rights to these channels. This is why Last Action Hero was so prominent on these channels for the longest time. But now, our love of bad movies is actually encouraging this system. Starz is marketing this movie with the express hope that people will be more willing to watch the film ironically. Never mind how the movie relates to Linsday Lohan's career and our obsession with celebrity gossip. What's worse is that Hollywood making shitty movies is not only acceptable, but actually encouraged by current culture. I wonder what movies were passed over for larger distribution because of the ironic appeal of I Know Who Killed Me

Exhibit B: The Rise of The Rock Band Band

It's bad enough that Rock Band bands exist. It's even worse when it appears in a publication called More Intelligent Life (an irony in its own right), the culture magazine of The Economist. I have no problem with people treating Rock Band and Guitar Hero as a videogame (no more than I have a problem with football fans playing Madden instead of football). But what bothers me is when fake music is deemed worthy of replacing real music. Rock Band night and Rock Band live performances should be eliminated across the board, in the same way Madden playing should not have its own television show. The complaints of those real bands who have seen open mic night replaced with Rock Band night are entirely justified. When bands at the margin have their opportunities eliminated for a fake music phenomenon, and when performing songs terribly (songs that the performers only have heard of because they appear in a videogame) is somehow rewarded over genuine creativity and skill, we have entered a weird era for culture.

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Dissonance and Dissidents Between Marxist Theory and Practice in Tom Stoppard's Rock 'N' Roll

This was my first post on blogcritics, which can be found here.


Tom Stoppard has built his career on dramatically inverting or actualizing highly theoretical subject matter into a wholly entertaining dramatic work. Rock ‘N’ Roll, his most recent play, is no exception, dancing around the relationships among the personal, political, and aesthetic aspects of life.

Rock ‘N’ Roll is spliced between the worlds of Cambridge University and Soviet Prague, and the lives of protagonists Max and Jan. Max, one of the last remaining members of the Communist Party on the Cambridge faculty, desperately sticks to his ideological viewpoints despite a barrage of opposition and the realities of Soviet communism. Max's wife Eleanor is a classical philologist and romantic idealist who is Max's intellectual and social foil in just about any endeavor. Jan, however, develops a rebellious political conscience around his love of music, even preferring aesthetic rebelliousness and paradoxically subversive inactivity to more direct political action.

In one particularly striking scene, Max confronts his wife Eleanor, who is dying of cancer, over the traditional mind/body problem as a tangential point to a discussion of Sappho. Max argues from a Marxist materialist viewpoint, while Eleanor comes from a classical idealist viewpoint. The discussion turns from philology and classics to the basic tenets of materialism and its relation to culture. The scene, which contrasts sharply with Jan’s preceding defense of the transcendent power of musical rebellion, centers on Max’s key hypocrisy: his belief in the ideals but not the realities of Communism, despite the inherent materialism in Marxist philosophy. Max turns to biological determinism to deflect the larger contradictions between Marxist theory and practice after Stalin in the Soviet bloc.

Rock 'N' Roll depicts a world where the role of culture and art becomes indistinguishable from politics, and in many ways surpasses outright ideology in importance. While Max is a lackadaisical Marxist, Jan transcends politics and philosophy through his love of a rock band, the Czech dissident group The Plastic People of the Universe. Jan is a Czech native raised in England—modeled in part on Stoppard himself—who leaves his studies in Cambridge to return to his homeland after the Prague Spring. The play is heavily influenced by Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and like that book’s protagonist, Jan refuses to sign a petition against those imprisoned by Husák’s “politics of normalization.”

Yet Jan does eventually put into motion a petition to free The Plastic People of the Universe after the band is imprisoned. Jan’s acceptance of this distinction comes from what Stoppard describes in his introduction as the inability to “separate disengagement from dissidence.” When Jan begins a petition to free the Plastics, his political activist friend Ferdinand berates him for caring more about music than politics (in early drafts of the script, Ferdinand’s full name was Ferdinand Vanek, a recurring character in the plays of Václav Havel). Jan counters with a monologue explaining what separated arrests of political dissidents from the arrest of Plastics ringleader Ivan Jirous over insulting a policeman:

JAN No, because the policeman insulted him. About his hair. Jirous doesn’t cut his hair. It makes the policeman angry, so he starts something and it ends with Jirous in gaol. But what is the policeman angry about? What difference does long hair make? The policeman is angry about his fear. The policeman’s fear is what makes him angry. He’s frightened by indifference. Jirous doesn’t care. He doesn’t care enough even to cut his hair. The policeman isn’t frightened by dissidents! Why should he be? Policemen love dissidents, like the Inquisition loved heretics. Heretics give meaning to the defenders of faith. Nobody cares more than a heretic. Your friend Havel cares so much he writes a long letter to Husák. It makes no odds whether it’s a love letter or a protest letter. It means they’re playing on the same board…But the Plastics don’t care at all. They’re unbribable. They’re coming from somewhere else, from where the Muses come from. They’re not heretics, they’re pagans.
The larger significance of Jan’s defense of the rebel-without-a-cause line of reasoning is his conviction that there is a realm that no politics of normalization can touch: the distinct individuality of the human spirit as expressed through art. While the politics of normalization is a politically oppressive offshoot of the Marxist notion that intellect derives from the social and political relationships between the laborer and the ruling class, Jan’s argument goes back to Schiller’s idealism, which not coincidentally was devised by a dramatist in the face of an intellectually oppressive regime. In On The Aesthetic Education of Man, Schiller noted, “Art is the daughter of Freedom, and takes her orders from the necessity inherent in minds, not in the exigencies of matter.” To Schiller, no materialist account of freedom, be it through the emphasis on utility or on pure reason, could fully grasp the political as well as personal freedom of an aesthetic education.

Back in Cambridge, we get a discussion between Max, Eleanor, and Czech student Lenka on, fittingly enough, the role of the Muses in the consciousness of Sappho. Max, uninvited to the lesson, interjects himself into the conversation, and Lenka, a Czech graduate student who is infatuated with Max, is only happy to oblige against Eleanor’s objections. The discussion of Sappho’s “Poem of Jealousy” stalls on the question of whether the poet’s experience of “love, desire and jealousy” comes from her body or from the god’s interjection into her soul. What should be a lesson on Sappho quickly turns into a more general discussion of free will versus determinism, with Max arguing in favor of a brain “which you can make out of beer cans,” Eleanor defending the mind/body distinction on the grounds that “experiencing love is different from experiencing a bee sting.” Lenka, though the only student in the scene, becomes the Socratic moderator of the discussion.

Max’s defense of biological determinism is quickly exposed as a necessary extension of his lapsed Marxism. Lenka has read one of Max’s books (either Class and Consciousness or Masses and Materialism), and notes that Max’s only acceptable definition of the mind is the collective mind, which makes him hesitant to support the concept of an individual mind except as a uniform brain. Lenka accuses his stance in the mind/body debate as having a “materialist agenda.” After Lenka leaves, Max quickly confirms her larger points, as he defends the original idea of the Communist Party, which was “made from a single piece of timber. The struggle…for socialism through organized labor.” Max dismisses the current Western European manifestation of Marxism as scattered, namely the Social Democratic missions of “anti-racism, feminism, gay rights, ecological good practice.”

Max maintains a rather idealistic perspective on Marxism, one that flies in the face of the materialist implications of Marxist philosophy. It’s interesting that Max would use such a biological approach to defending Marxism, particularly since, in The German Ideology, Marx lumped consciousness with religion and all the other social structures that derive from the base relationship of man’s ability “to produce their means of sustinence,” where “men are indirectly producing their actual material life.” To Marx, the biological approach to the mind was secondary to the social and political relationship between man and his labor. To Marx, consciousness derives not from the beer can machinery of the mind, but from social relationships, arguing, “the phantom forces of the human brain are also, necessarily, sublimates of their material-life processes, which is empirically verifiable and bound to material premises.”

Max’s relationship to biological determinism, like his relationship to Marxism, is fleeting at best. Eleanor, his intellectual foil who has heard this argument many times before, breaks down Max’s determinism in an extremely moving passage where she describes Max’s determinism as being “in cahoots” with her cancer:

Eleanor They’ve cut, cauterized, and zapped away my breasts, my ovaries, my womb, half my bowel, and a nutmeg out of my brain, and I am undiminished. I’m exactly who I’ve always been. I am not my body. My body is nothing without me, that’s the truth of it.
She tears open her dress.
Eleanor (cont.) Look at it, what’s left of it. It does classics. It does half-arsed feminism, it does love, desire, jealousy, and fear—Christ, does it do fear!—so who’s the me who’s still in one piece?
What’s particularly striking is that, faced with this plea, Max immediately sacrifices his stance on the mind/body debate, even if it is only out of respect for his wife. He tells her that “I know your mind is everything,” a notion which Eleanor quickly rejects:
Eleanor Don’t you dare, Max—don’t you dare reclaim that word now, I don’t want your mind; which you can make out of beer cans. Don’t bring it to my funeral. I want your grieving soul or nothing. I do not want your amazing biological machine—I want what you love me with.
Max’s lack of absolute conviction to biological determinism is inextricably related to his half-hearted loyalty to the Communist Party. At the beginning of the play, Max maintains that he has stayed with the Party based on his belief “that between theory and practice there is decent fit.” But in this scene with Eleanor he exposes a fundamental flaw in that line of reasoning: the practice of Communism, in Stalin, Husák, and most other actualized forms, did not match the goals of the theory. He can’t reconcile the material form of Soviet Communism with the grand ideas of Marxist Communism. Whereas Marx sought to liberate the masses from the shackles of their labor-based relationship with the ruling class, the ruling classes of the Soviets used the awareness of that relationship to exert totalitarian control over their subjects. In biological determinism, Max finds a safe, supportable materialism that can be substituted, however poorly, for the ideological materialism of Marxism that can no longer be justifiably defended. It is not all that surprising, then, that later in the play we learn that Max had actually left the Party in secret several years before the time he still claimed to be a member.

It should be also no surprise that the kind of subtle cultural resistance that Jan takes up with the Plastic People of the Universe is utterly foreign to Max. When Max learns that Jan has been arrested for petitioning for the Plastics, he can’t believe Jan would get arrested for “some pop group thing.” When Max learns that Jan had taken a record from his daughter Esme on his last day in England (instead of her virginity), he calls it “bourgeois.” Max is utterly oblivious to the more nuanced ideology behind Jan’s political vagrancy, and the disparity becomes realized in the painfully awkward reconciliation the two share when they meet in Rock ‘N’ Roll’s second act, which takes place after perestroika.

It is at least not Stoppard’s active intent to dismantle Communist ideology with Rock ‘N’ Roll. While Jan is a vaguely autobiographical character and Stoppard is a self-declared political conservative, Rock ‘N’ Roll fairly appraises the flaws of the Soviet regime while still showing the sympathetic side of Max’s reasoning behind his desperate allegiance to Marxist ideals, though it is debatable whether Max is a sympathetic character or an old, stubborn bully. Like most Stoppard plays, the larger ideological points translate into the more personal themes of hypocrisy, personality flaws, and fractured relationships. Max’s materialism is countered by Eleanor’s cancer, and Jan’s love of rock music translates to his political conscience. Such a dynamic allows Rock ‘N’ Roll to meditate equally on the dramatic and theoretical levels.

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Will any Hulk be good enough for A.O. Scott?


In 2003, there was a movie version of The Incredible Hulk comic book saga that focuses heavily (some would say excessively) on the psychological trauma of the Hulk. New York Times head movie critic A.O. Scott called it "incredibly long, incredibly tedious, and incredibly turgid." Five years later, in part due to the response of critics like Scott, the franchise was completely reworked, with a heavier emphasis on Hulk smashing things and a passing, but acceptable amount of backstory, and to A.O. Scott, this is the equivalent of "The Adequate Hulk," and his one-sentence summary reads, "There are some big, thumping fights and a few bright shards of pop-cultural wit, but for the most part this movie seems content to aim for the generic mean."

Look, I'm not trying to go on a witch hunt against Scott. I think overall he's one of the more responsible critics in the country, one who's not afraid to express his own priorities, even if they go against the grain, but also has a good grasp of the state of American filmmaking. But I find this kind of approach to criticism unacceptable. Here we have two poles of the same story: one Hulk heavy on psychology, another heavy on action (though both have a fair amount of each). Yet, neither is good enough for Scott, which begs the question of what kind of Incredible Hulk movie would Scott find actually appreciate.

In fact, his explanation for why he's hesitant towards the Hulk franchise expresses a fundamental misunderstanding of the appeal of the comic book movie:
“The Incredible Hulk” less interesting — clumsier, more brutish — than many of its comic-book-derived counterparts. Superhero movies depend not only on virtuosic special effects or action set pieces, but also, perhaps even more, on the psychological drama of existential division. The mild-mannered reporter is also the man of steel; the reclusive millionaire dons mask and cape to fight evil.
I don't know what psychological division is more extreme than mild mannered, likeable scientist and giant green angry monstrosity (rather Freudian when you think about it). Never mind that, for most fans of actual comic books, the Incredible Hulk is consistently listed as one of the most intellectually fascinating franchises. He's seen as one of the more psychologically complex comic book characters, where, despite Bruce Banner's relatively sweet, genuine nature, he's forced to live in isolation for what he can become if he gets angry. He's seen as comic book's best criticism of the Cold War spirit, that by combining nuclear science, militaristic values and capitalism with humanity, we've forced ourselves to become an increasingly isolated society with the potential to become fatally dangerous against our will.

How Scott, one of the more theoretically astute major American critics, can miss this side of the Hulk is beyond me. As I have said earlier, I don't think even Orson Welles could make a Hulk that would fit Scott's standards. It's a critic's job to tell an audience how a work of art succeeded or failed in accomplishing its goals and point out what could have been better about its approach. What a critic should never do is dismiss the whole enterprise outright.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Tynan's Anger Joins BlogCritics


To paraphrase Woody Allen (via Groucho Marx via Sigmund Freud), I wouldn't want to be a member of any sinister cabal of superior writers that would have me as a member. I'll make an exception for that of blogcritics.org, of which this blog is now a member. I started them off with the most intellectually oriented post that could even qualify as a blog post, which, not coincidentally, was the last paper I ever wrote at the University of Chicago. It will be up soon, and subsequently published on this fine blog. I'm up for anything that keeps me writing, so I welcome the challenge. You can totally expect a button soon enough.

(UPDATE: Button now added! -->)

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

NBA Conspiracy Theories Validated - Donaghy tells all

Daily News reports Tim Donaghy has confessed that two referees fixed an NBA playoff series in the 2002 playoffs, and than an NBA executive told officials not to give technical fouls or eject star players for fear of playoff series and ticket sales. Of course, no one's talking about it during Game 3. The fallout for this is going to be huge. I'll have more on this later.

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Natural Wireless Monopolies - the downside of the iPhone's cool factor

I've avoided all talk of the new iPhone, mainly because the contract on my current phone doesn't expire for another year and I will avoid all conversations about new phones until it does. But Columbia Law Professor Tim Wu makes a rather good point on Slate about what the new iPhone means for the current wireless market: once thought to be a model of competitive balance, the wireless industry has become a natural monopoly due to costly spectrum auctions imposed by the FCC.

Two things about this interest me. First, that anyone who's been to a country like Japan, Germany, or South Korea recently knows that America is seriously lagging behind in telecommunications infrastructure. I first realized this when I was living in Berlin in the summer of 2006 and called my dad from the U-Bahn—not from the platform, but from a moving underground train (and this was an international call). Monopolies are never any good for society as a whole, and it seems that FCC's regulations in this case are already making a problematic domestic market worse. It's no coincidence that, 26 years after the AT&T monopoly case, AT&T and Verizon are the only real two major players in the market.

Secondly, it shows that Apple's hip, underdog reputation should be abolished at this point. Once pushed to the underground by IBM and Microsoft, it's now as much of a major player in the American economy as its ever been, and the iPhone's exclusive deal with AT&T and requisite contract can hardly be called "hip," nor could the fact that Steve Jobs neglected to announce that Apple and AT&T increased its Data Plan by $10/month with the new phone. I think most Apple users no longer see themselves as cooler than the rest (that attitude has been taken over by Linux/Unix users), but any remaining Apple users that have this attitude should be smacked with a 17" monitor MacBook Pro.

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Tuesday Linkpunch: Robots, Punk Superhero Villains, Jews, and Viagra Poppin' Major Leaguers

I'll have a couple more blog posts today, but here are some supplemental topics
  • All jokes about Roger Clemens and erections aside, the issue of athletes taking Viagra and other anti-E.D. medicines is actually quite prescient. It was originally developed as a cardiovascular and endurance medicine before it was discovered to have a more marketable secondary effect. Of course, I don't think any drug should be banned unless it has destructive effects on the body (like say, analbolic steroids or heroin). This only shows the ridiculous of the other argument: Viagra may taint many things, but not the competitive balance (hey-o!)
  • Richard Silverstein, the man who helped break what is now a somewhat regrettable #2 result on Google for "Ethan Stanislawski", has an excellent post on the Guardian's Comment is Free blog on the trial of Naveed Haq, a mentally disturbed Pakistani-American who open fired on a synagogue, and how it is a model display of the Jewish value placement on justice and tolerance (and how a community of Jews can treat Jewish-Muslim relationships like an adult). The case raises a rather interesting ethical dilemma. American homegrown terrorism is quite rare, and in this case, the man committing a much less systematic attack clearly fits the description of a mentally disturbed individual unaware of the full impact of his actions. But how many terrorists in the Middle East or Europe would also meet this standard in America?
  • Rob Horning Talks Shop in the role of evaluative criticism in academia, and he makes a fair case against it, which I mostly agree with. I will reserve further judgment, however until I read the book that inspired the post, Ronan McDonald's The Death of the Critic
  • The New Hold Steady album Stay Positive is up and streaming. Snap judgment: not their best, but still pretty damn good.
  • Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight is based in part on Johnny Rotten. Interesting to note that Ledger's costar Gary Oldman, of course, immortalized Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy. Chris Nolan is arguably my favorite contemporary director, and his taste in music is only helping him earn that title. (h/t: Spinner)
  • More Jay Mariotti hate, this time from within the Sun-Times. Mariotti bashing has gotten too easy at this point, but I've done my part by stopping watching Around the Horn.
  • An awesome new clip of Wall-E has been posted online, after it premiered during an ABC showing of Finding Nemo. I am totally geeking out over Pixar doing a sci-fi movie, so I apologize:

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How Rock and Roll can still shock: by being uncool



Paul Lester has a post up on the Guardian's blog about how rock and roll has lost its ability to shock. He argues that between the fallouts of R. Kelly, Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse, there's not much material left for music that can shock a society that no longer embraces a genteel spirit:
I went to review The Zutons, expecting to be surrounded by tweedy toffs and straw-chewing yokels, the only 21st century boy in the village. But distressingly, the locals in the pub where I stopped to ask for directions to the gig didn't resemble extras from An American Werewolf In London; they looked just like their big city counterparts, all 3G mobiles, designer jeans, sharp haircuts and T-shirts emblazoned with the usual sexually audacious slogans (the blokes, too). And I finally realised: everybody is cool, everybody is hip, everybody knows. It was a sad moment.
I believe Lester misses an enormous point. The past ability to shock comes not from the substance of the music, but from the style. Lester uses The Sex Pistols as a sort of gold standard for shocking music. But the enduring shock of The Sex Pistols was not their calls for anarchy or allusions to gas chambers, but by how little they actually resembled rock stars. The band were spazzy, outsider weirdos with more than a little attitude to spare, and by giving the impression of not caring while still rocking out, they inspired the whole British punk movement and everything that followed.

While yes, there's very little topical subject matter that can be still be found shocking, there's still room to take people aback, and Lester even alludes to it in his column. The conversion of anti-cool punk rock into cool indie rock is a major source of the problem, which is why a band that doesn't give a crap about fashion, isn't afraid to talk politics like most current bands are, but still finds some way to take their music in a new direction, is exactly the kind of band we've been needing for at least 5 years. I would argue we haven't had a band like that since The Jesus Lizard broke up.

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Yum Yum Giraffes



Looks like there's a new punishment for evil giraffes: being eaten by Jews. [Daily Dish]
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At least she didn't make him watch Sex and the City

John McCain knows how good Army Wives is, because Cindy makes him watch it.

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Yankees Fans Would Approve of Mr. Burns Sun Blocker


For those of you like coming up with Steinbrenner-Mr. Burns comparisons, this Lion in Oil article should appease you.
It's not every day that a cloud gets the biggest cheers at Yankee Stadium.Fans showed their approval today when a cloud moved in front of the sun during the fifth inning of the Yankees-Royals game. They booed moments later when the sun returned.
Seriously, do Yankees fans want every plant and tree to die and to have owls deafen us with their incessant hooting? I don't know about you, but I've had it up to here with these damn rickets. ::waddles away::

[FanHouse]

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Monday, June 09, 2008

A lot happened in one day


It's by no means a coincidence that my first weekday after finishing classes in the college is my most successful day here at Tynan's Anger. A combination of Gerard Butler fangirls and appealing to Will Leitch's schadenfreude to all things Cubs have created unprecedented traffic to this site. While I imagine the bounce rate will be enormous, hopefully those of you who stick around will find this here blog, the only place to get sports, theater, and everything in between in one blog, to your liking. I'm off to deal with my real life for an evening, but until then, here are some things I didn't get to today.

  • MSG is making a push for the NCAA tourney after it renovates in 2012 (note how the MSG renovation lines up so neatly with the Mayan apocalypse). I'm opposed to it, if for no other reason than the Dolans don't need another thing to fuck up.
  • With all due respect to Gene Wojciechowski, while Chicago certainly has plenty of interesting sports things going on right now, it's not quite on the level of golden thongs on 38 year old men, popcorn-pushing GM's who declare the rights of black men to call women bitches, a Super Bowl title, an epic September collapse, and a hockey player posing as an ice dancer all occurring within 12 months of each other (with the $27 million man being caught with a prostitute in Toronto narrowly missing the cut). New York even pulled a surprise upset over Illinois in the lets see how fast our governor resigns contest.
  • Wow Camp Tiger Claw is without a doubt one of Deadspin's greatest commenters, I may never forgive him for this gratuitous Joba nipple ring shot.
  • Finally, if you are living in New York right now (which I will be doing once again in 1 week's time) you may in fact have herpes, as may many of your friends. 1 in 4 is a rather high ratio, though the racial and sexual divide is a big part of it. If the rumors are true about Derek Jeter, I bet he uses a significantly less entertaining name than Ron Mexico.

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Jews in the Hall



Mazel Tov to Sam Rosen, the voice of the New York Rangers (I've tried watching a Rangers game without him doing play by play, and it ain't pretty), is being inducted into the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame today, along with vast inferiors such as Bruce Pearl and Tony Kornheiser. I was much more excited about this until I learned that the Hall of Fame had also inducted Jay Fielder—FOUR TIMES (FOUR!)—but considering he's also joining Marv Albert and Stan Fischler in the Jew Hall, it's long overdue. Unfortunately, Doc Emerick beat him to the Hockey Hall of Fame (apparently the Foster Hewitt Memorial Award is hockey's equivalent of the Ford C. Frick Award), but I can't imagine Rosen is all that far off.

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Cue Hendrix for the Grave Spin

I'm pretty sure this falls on the blasphemy end of the marketing spectrum.

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Blanche is Viv


I did not see this coming, but it's singlehandedly making me want to see August: Osage County for a third time. Estelle Parsons, who screamed the screams heard round the world in her Oscar winning turn in Bonnie and Clyde, will be replacing Deanna Dugan as the matron of the Weston clan starting with the first show after the Tonys. While Morton is the prohibitive favorite to win the Tony over Dugan, I am more than intrigued by how Parsons, 81 years old and known more for her stage than film work, will approach Vivian Weston, a contemporary role that rivals Amanda Wingate and Mary Tyrone. Coincidentally, her character's name on the Roseanne show was Bev, the name of Viv's husban. I imagine there will be a slight adjustment period there.

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Daulerio would probably not appreciate any Big Brown comparisons

FanHouse has the odds on Will Leitch's successor at Deadspin. Why do I strangely hear C3PO's voice in my head with this post instead of Michael David Smith's? In any case, my odds would be a little different based on what I picked up at the Chicago Pants Party, but in case there's anyone actually betting on this (I imagine there's a bookie in England somewhere), I'll just create an air of mystery

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WTF Royals

A kid from Brooklyn should know not to fuck with the Yankees savior du jour, but alas, David DeJesus gave a comment to a NY Post writers that's the equivalent of giving an 8 year old a giant pixie stick:

"Nothing like we haven't faced before," leadoff man David DeJesus said after Chamberlain threw 41/3 innings and allowed three runs (two earned) in the Yankees' 6-3 win.

DeJesus called Chamberlain "all right," saying, "Just a guy throwing hard." DeJesus, who went 1-for-2 with a double and a walk off Chamberlain, said that when he faced the flamethrowing righty, he was missing his location with his off-speed pitches.

Kansas City right fielder Mark Teahen praised Chamberlain's pitches but said that he was "more or less the same as he was as a reliever," adding, "Nothing special."

Since nobody has said it yet, I am legally obligated to say the following: time for someone to fuck with DeJesus.

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MSM Just doesn't get the pound

Alec Brandon at the Editors Blog had an excellent analysis of the media's utter lack of an official word for pounding in the wake of Barack and Michelle's exchange of fists. Of course, leave it to Fox News to nail it out of the ballpark.

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Swede Heroically Champions to Name Son "Lego"

I've always been an advocate of the German system of name giving, where you pick a name from a list and have to petition for a name not on the list. This is an example of where government regulation works: preventing children from facing the same trauma in the schoolyard that they will at home with parents who want to name their kid Velveeta (you think I'm kidding). Apparently Sweden has a similar system, and in an uphill struggle than made it to the Swedish Administrative Court of Appeals, the parents are now free to name their son Lego. All in all, it's not the worst name for the schoolyard. The kid's more likely to be stepped on or swallowed than have the crap kicked out of him

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Senator (VP?) Jim Webb on TMZ

The fact that he doesn't tee off against the paparazzi should help alleviate the bad temper rumors.

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Michael Strahan retiring

Jay Glazer with the report. He will be missed, even by a Jets/Packers fan.

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Hulk 1.0 and the lack of critical standards for the comic book movie

Bill Gibron, who I find myself agreeing with more and more lately, dishes out the dirty secret about Hollywood's second go-around at the Incredible Hulk franchise: that the first Hulk was actually pretty good. Sure, there were a couple of poorly thought out special effects (though in reality, it's virtually impossible to make a giant green body look realistic), and it was not a fun movie for the 13-16 year old male crowd, but it was arguably the most mature, carefully characterized comic book movie that had been made to that point, and there were some real directorial flashes that realized the impact of a director of the caliber of Ang Lee.

If there's one thing that's bothered me more than most other things in terms of contemporary American film criticism, it's the absolute inconsistency in how critics handle comic book blockbuster movies. Critics complain of studios manipulated audiences into believing in their worthlesses, and they're mostly right but when it comes to the comic book movie, the most box-office driven genre, critics only have themselves to blame. While some dismiss the genre altogether (which at this point is like dismissing the Western genre altogether), others find themselves criticizing one movie for what they said they wanted to see in another.

Witness, for example, A.O. Scott's review of The Hulk, which he called "incredibly long, incredibly tedious, incredibly turgid" and made the point that the deeper charactization of Ang Lee's Hulk "would be a fascinating paper in The New England Journal of Medicine, but it makes a supremely irritating -- and borderline nonsensical -- premise for a movie." First off, Scott ignores that this irritating, nonsensical premise is exactly the one that Hulk creator Stan Lee created, and that Lee preferred to think of the Hulk as a character as opposed to some sort of more violent Shrek. Secondly, 4 years later, in his even more negative review of 300 (which a lot of critics forgot was a comic book movie and not a pro-Iraq War propaganda film), he claimed that the film was "about as violent as “Apocalypto” and twice as stupid" and lambasted it for having less nuance than a "Pokémon cartoon." Hence, when faced with a comic book movie heavy on characterization and personal struggle, it's boring, but when faced with a big, dumb, fun popcorn muncher, it's stupid. By those standards, I'm not sure if Orson Welles could make a good comic book movie.

UPDATE: Scott Weinberg at Cinematical has a similar defense of the original Hulk movie, though he indicates the new one is pretty good, too.

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