Tynan's Anger

Image by Getty Images via DaylifeSo despite what my inaugural vlog post implied, I was not at Blondies for the Packers-Bears game this afternoon. I was directed to a bar on "83rd and 3rd." This bar turned out to be Gael Pub, which turned out to be a Bears bar. I'd been duped.

Luckily, I anticipated such a move from my Chicago friend (a Rahm Emanuel constituent, may I add), and wore a bright orange shirt to the bar, hence the post title. I also surprisingly kept my mouth shut throughout the slaughtering of the Bears that ensued. I somehow made it out of the bar without getting my ass kicked. That's a success.

Basically, if Ryan Grant and the Packers can run like this from now on, the Packers are winning the division. Period.

I'm pretty sure Rex Grossman's best role for the Bears now is designated Hail Mary quarterback. Also, Kyle Orton is a f*cking drunk psychopath.

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