Pandas More Popular Than Politics (and non-heteronormative Adam Sandler)

This was by no means a bad opening weekend for You Don't Mess With The Zohan (Adam Sandler is like the Cal Ripken of the box office). Kung Fu Panda just did even better (and also had better reviews). Still, I fully expect someone to pen a column about how no one wants to see politics in movies out of this weekend's box office results, because, you know, columnists will take any excuse they can to write that column. If I don't find it, please email it to me. You can definitely expect some Fire Joe Morgan-esque mockery.